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Dear Bollywood, I wish u were real. *Sigh*

Dear Bollywood,
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 Like everyone says, "Real and Reel life should not be mixed." I wish u were real. Bollywood, there are so many  instances in life where one feels like "The King of the World", it is no doubt a moment but if someone lives that moment then why not? They may not end up having a "trophy" but it can certainly provide them happiness.
When it rains, my ears start to linger with "Taal", "Tum Se Hi" tracks and make me go in a trance and enjoy the moment. Contrary, to what happens with you, I may end up catching cold but it's worth it. It casts  a big smile on my face. 
Image result for tum se hi song       TO                    Image result for cold and cough

It is you who has made every girl dream for their "Prince Charming", had you been for real, people would have started believing that dreams , DO come true.

                            Image result for alia in shaandaar looking down from castle (Well, it's a dream)

If u were true, with every wind that blew, I would believe that yes, a lower lip smile would have been there making feel as if I were a superstar with all the camera focus on me. I would have been the star of the moment, giving me a reason enough for life.
    (Smile: Coz Life is short )   Image result for SRK in Kal ho na ho

Had u been here for real, the courts in India would have had no job because families would never be broken and family members standing face to face with each other, would not have said, " I will see you in court."
Had your dance forms been for real, everyone from a toddler to an old person. Everyone would have been happy.
The love life of people would have been momentous and rewarding in their own ways, there would been colours all around, Diwali and wedding could not have been prettier.
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                                                              Diwali: Beauty all over!
There would be no souls listening to things like, "Aisa kewal filmon mein hota hai." and fulfilling their own dreams.
Your gangsters were as funny as Crime Master Gogo and as wicked as Bhiku Mahatre to as helpful as Munna Bhai. Had they been in the real world, these terrorist threats would not have been a distinct threats as they would be busy within their own selves.
Most importantly, if you were real Bollywood, life would have been so optimistic and beautiful. Dreams would have also become true thus making this world a happier place. Bollywood, wish u were real, but since you are not, it is time for me to go back to my real life, a life I came from.

Love,
The Bollywood Elephant.

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